✍️

About Me

Hey — I'm Christopher. I build things for the web and the servers that power it. I've been in the trenches of full-stack development for over a decade, from slinging PHP on shared hosts to architecting multi-server Linux environments, SaaS platforms, and monitoring tools.

I'm open to full-time roles and freelance projects — whether you need a lead developer, a consultant, or someone to build your next product from scratch. I care about clean code, fast sites, and systems that actually stay up.

🤔

My Interests

Favorite OS Ubuntu
Favorite Browser Firefox
Pets Dogs, cats, chickens, and a fish
Age After the 8-Track, before the smart phone
Pronouns He/him | hey/you | it/web guy
Nationality Pluto maybe...? (I'm not a big fan... it's a little cold)
Dislikes Windows, Mac, c##, and car alarms
🏫

Dev Trivia // how much do YOU know?

📃

Quick Facts

Location Texas, USA
Status ● Available for hire
Primary Lang PHP, Bash, Python
OS of Choice Linux (Debian/Ubuntu)
Specialties SaaS, uptime, devops
Education Self-taught + in-the-wild
Contact Drop me a line
🚪

Open Door Policy

🤝
Collaboration
Got a project idea and need a dev to bounce it off or build it with? I'm in. Side projects, open source, experiments — let's talk.
🎓
Learning & Mentorship
Just getting started with PHP, Linux, or web dev? Reach out. I remember what it was like to figure this stuff out and I'm happy to help.
💬
Just to Chat
No agenda needed. If you want to talk dev, tech, servers, or anything else — the door's open. Not everything has to be business.

 Whether you're a recruiter, a fellow dev, a client, or just someone curious — send me a message or hit me on Matrix. I read everything.

⚒️

Currently Working On

🔼
PulseUptime
Adding new alert channels and expanding the monitoring feature set.
⚙️
StackCTL
Improving the CLI tooling and working on the public documentation.
⚙️
HitchRoute
Booking engine with a focus on speed, cost and reliability.
🔎
Open to Work
Actively looking for full-time roles. Resume available on request.